February 2012
beyoncebeytwice:
taylor lautner walks into a bar and stays there because it’s a gay bar
s[he] be[came in her eye]lieved
Trufax
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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I’m so tired of people telling me that I’m not really bi. Like, it’s some sort of phase and I’m just confused, I’m really gay/straight. No, shut the fuck up. I know what I am.
Anonymous asked: Hi I just saw some of the anon request and I want to join!! I want to see your ass too :D
garchimacera asked: I'll definitely check it out then :3
garchimacera asked: Lmao people are begging for your butt XD anyways, I'd like to listen to you play :) is there any recording or a video? O.o
Anonymous asked: Does it matter who I am?
Anonymous asked: 3 things: 1) Your bulge is HUGE. o__o; 2) Your duck face is the cutest ;x 3) Pineapple is the fruit of sexual champions.
Anonymous asked: Your bum is famous. Comments?
Anonymous asked: Me ;)
im-uncut asked: i wanna see that hairy ass too lol
Anonymous asked: People DO want to see that lol
Anonymous asked: Post more butt pics!!! Spread em!! Lol.
Anonymous asked: I'll have to wait till I get on my computer :( oh well lol
travishowell asked: Good answer. Usually the most heroic things are done by people who don't even know they are doing them.
Anonymous asked: I'll send an ass pic to you :) my ass is hairy. But I only have online access on my phone. Perhaps I could send to your email?
Anonymous asked: So you like hairy butts? Just curious. I do! Lol.
travishowell asked: * What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
I thought I should make a deep and personal ask...
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
travishowell asked: The second season is pretty darn good too. It's one of the few shows I consistently look forward too.
travishowell asked: Are you a Walking Dead fan?
bugbones asked: I'll just ask you random questions because I'm bored to. What's your favorite color?
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seriously i’m home alone and i’m so bored. please talk to me or ask me questions or submit nudies to me or something.
i got a nice little volley of questions.. why’d they stop? keep talking to me. :)
Anonymous asked: as in hair wise?
yeahthatsgreat asked: wow, this is kinda funny. you won't find younger guys who like things hairy very often. you seem to be an exception to the rule. :)
Anonymous asked: you're hot :)
Anonymous asked: me too :) I love a guy who has alot of pubes and ball hair lol and a really hairy ass too it's one of my biggest turn ons
Anonymous asked: do you want them hairy?
Anonymous asked: Why haven't you had sex with a guy yet? You're fucking hot as hell.
Anonymous asked: Rather have a pale guy with tattoos or a bronze/dark built guy?
